EUAN MCCOLM SKETCH: Cringey! Swinney apes The Smiths...and heaven knows we're ALL miserable now

Daily Mail - Oct 17, 2026

First Minister John Swinney and singer Morrissey don't appear to have much in common. One's an aloof eccentric who divides the crowd into lovers and haters.

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